Did you ever wonder.....

What's the opposite of "opposite"?

Do sore thumbs really stick out?

What was the best thing before sliced bread?

Is the fear of flying groundless?

Do mimes watch silent movies?

Why can't women put mascara on with their mouths closed?

Why can wizards make things disappear into thin air, but not thick air?

If you expect the unexpected, doesn't that make the unexpected expected?

I know you can be overwhelmed, but can't you ever be whelmed just right?

How can something be new and improved? If it's new, there's nothing its improved upon.

If you feed a bee nothing but oranges, does it start making marmalade?

If a man is walking in a forest, and there is no woman to hear him, is he still wrong?

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?

Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?

If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests?

Where in the nursery rhyme does it say that Humpty Dumpty is an egg?

Can blind people see their dreams?

What came first, the fruit or the color orange?

Why can the saying, "It's all going downhill from here," mean both that it will get easier, and it will get worse?

What is a hacky, and why is it in a sack?

Have ex-bankers become disinterested?

You know how most packages say "Open here"? What is the protocol if the package reads "Open somewhere else"?

Do birds pee?

Why does mineral water which has "trickled through mountains for centuries" go out of date next year?

Why don't you ever see baby pigeons?

Why is there an expiration date on sour cream? How much more sour could it become?

How can there be "self-help groups"?

How can someone "draw a blank"?

If a cow laughed really hard, would milk come out her nose?

If you made cookies with chocolate milk instead of plain milk, would they taste chocolatey?

What was Captain Hook's name before he got a hook for a hand?

What if the Hokey Pokey is what it's all about?

Why does the Easter Bunny carry eggs? Rabbits don't lay eggs.

Can you slam a revolving door?

What would happen if you found a four-leaf clover under a ladder?

Can a cross-eyed teacher control his pupils?

Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with the hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?

Why does it say, "May contain traces of peanuts or other kinds of nuts," on peanut butter jars? Surely anyone buying peanut butter was well aware of this.

Why is it that people duck in the rain? Do they really think it will leave them alone?

How fast do hotcakes sell?

What do vegetarians feed their dogs?

Do stuttering people stutter when they think to themselves?

Isn't it strange that Halloween is the one day a year that your parents tell you to take candy from strangers?

Who gets to keep the pennies in a wishing well?

How come popcorn isn't a vegetable?

Why do people say: "You can't have your cake and eat it too!" Who would buy cake if they couldn't eat it?

Why aren't safety pins as safe as they say they are?

Why do companies offer you "free gifts"? When has a gift NOT been free?

Do illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?

Who was the first person to say, "See the chicken over there? I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out of its butt....?

What if your name was Anonymous? You'd get the credit for everything nobody wanted credit for.

Why do people say "heads up" when you should duck?

In Disney's "Tarzan," how come Tarzan doesn't have a beard?

How come the words "thaw" and "unthaw" mean the same thing?

What would happen if you said "Hi" to a friend on an airplane who's name is Jack?

What does "OK" actually mean?

Wouldn't it be ironic if someone were to choke and die on a Life Saver?

When a car is for sale and it has a balloon on it, does the balloon come with it?

Why is it that when we are humming, and we block our noses, the humming stops? Do we really hum through our mouths or our noses?

Are children who speak in sign-language allowed to talk with their mouth full?